Romance By Catherine: Thanksgiving Humor

Monday, November 9, 2009

Thanksgiving Humor

I never knew Thanksgiving and Erotic Romance had so much in common.

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


Sarah Simas said...

What a fun list, Catherine!!

I'm going to try some of them this year. *hee hee* I love shocking my mother in law!

Ps. You have a gorgeous blog!!

Catherine Bybee said...

Glad you like the blog and the turkey day quotes.

Cari Quinn said...

LOL...too funny!

Emma Lai said...

Thanks for the laugh Catherine!

Mary Ricksen said...

I'm gonna use a few of these! What
fun Catherine.

Lia Slater said...

LOL! Love it! It goes right along with the sexy football lingo. You know - tight ends, going deep, going all the get the picture. :-)

Helen Hardt said...

I almost peed my pants! Cathy, where did you find this?